DCC vs. Reno Scum
Scum are Luster and Adam who come to the ring with their Future Stars of Wrestling Tag Team Titles (not on the line here). It’s Bram and Kingston starting things off as the announcers bicker some more, this time over who is responsible for the new referee’s shirts. We nows stop to admire Josh’s suit, as in taking the camera off of the ring. The match has been going on for about two minutes now and we might have spent ten seconds talking about the action. Luster catches a diving Bram in a spinebuster and a top rope double stomp gives Adam the pin at 2:26.
Winners: Reno Scum
James Storm Vs. Jessie Godderz
Much to the chagrin of the audience. Josh Mathews is back on commentary…. Amusingly enough though, Mathews puts himself over on commentary for being able to return to the broadcast table, only minutes after being thrown at ringside by Cody. Mathews makes mention of hall of fame commentators like Jim Ross and Tony Schiavonie. Mathews says if this had happened to them. They would be out for months but he was able to recover quickly and didn’t even need to get his ribs taped. Mathews ends up suggesting to The Pope that Cody was mistaken and didn’t know it was him. That they are good friends and that Cody probably thought he was The Pope. Mathews even takes a crack at Pope by promoting Don West and suggested that he could replace him on commentary. Mathews even goes on to say that he has elevated The Pope on commentary. He even takes a shot at Jeremy Borash. That he needs to be replaced and that he is probably out right now flying his drones…..
Evenly contested battle here between Storm and Godderz. When Jessie takes control. Eddie Kingston of The DCC show up at ringside. The distraction helps Storm re-take advantage of the match. Storm distracts the referee so that Kingston can interfere and choke out Godderz by the ring ropes. Godderz starts to rally and hits a flurry of moves on Storm. He ends the flurry with a blockbuster and gets a 2 count out of it. Meanwhile Mathews on commentary puts over his ability as an in ring wrestler and lays claim to being undefeated in his career…… Storm has now turned the tide and hits a spinebuster for a 2 count. James then goes for the “eye of the storm”. Godderz counters and attempts the Adonis crab submission. Kingston runs into the ring but Godderz knocks him down. The referee turns his back to get Kingston out of the ring. Storm misses with the last call kick. Godderz puts him back into The Adonis Crab. Storm is tapping out but the ref does not see it. Bram runs down to the ring and strikes Godderz from behind with a steel chair. Storm then hits the Last Call kick on Jessie and pins him.
Winner: James Storm
Bram (w/ Kingston) Vs. Jessie Godderz
Bram yells at Godderz. Kingston up on the apron and Godderz knocks him down, Bram tries to take advantage, but Godderz gets him down.
Kingston grabs Godderz’ leg as he goes to springboard in and smashes him on the apron. Godderz is up and Bram elbows him in the back of the head, knocking him to the floor. Bram goes to work on Godderz on the outside, slamming him into the stairs before sliding him in and covering; one, two– kickout.
Godderz punches his way up, elbows to Bram, he hits the roeps and charges and Bram tosses him over, and Kingston attacks Jessie before tossing him back in. Bram covers; one, two– kickout.
Bram punches Godderz down repeatedly, kicking at his head, hits the ropes. Powerslam from Godderz, follows up with a back suplex. Bram charges Jessie but Jessie gets al elbow up, hops up on the middle rope, blockbuster! Jessie with a double leg takedown, he pulls Bram into the Adonislock! Bram tries to make it to the ropes but Jessie pulls him back to the middle of the ring! Kingston up on the apron and Jessie turns him over and slingshots Bram into Kingston! Godderz rolls Bram up.
Winner by pinfall: Jessie Godderz
Jessie sidesteps and tosses Bram out, and then fends off Kingston with an enzuigiri before bailing out of the ring!
The DCC are backstage and they say how hard can it be and James asks a producer if they can put subtitles at the bottom because people don’t understand what they are saying. James says it’s very simple and they’re going straight as a line which Bram interrupts and says straight as an arrow. James says that aren’t going around, but going right through. Goes on to say that EC3 found out the hard way and that he wanted to be the big man on campus, but James says the DCC are the big men on campus. James goes on to say that another one wants to step up and that is Jessie Godderz, James insults Jessie.
Eddie Kingston vs Jessie Godderz
Jessie fires a bunch of shots off at Kingston, who no-sells and hammers back with some chops. Godderz hits a dropkick out of nowhere for 2, then unloads some European uppercuts for good measure. Godderz with a hiptoss, but then he walks into a t-bone suplex from Kingston. Kingston chokes Godderz over the second rope, then ties him up with a bearhug. Godderz gets free and connects with a series of clotheslines and a blockbuster for 2. Godderz goes for the Adonis crab, Kingston powers out, so Godderz hits a leaping enziguiri and a springboard forearm for the win!
Winner: Jessie Godderz
Lights go out, and when they come back up, Storm and Bram are in the ring with Kingston, but Godderz is up at the top of the ramp telling the DCC that he has their number.
The DCC comes out to the ring and says the world is crumbling around them, but their ass-kicking business is BOOMING. This brings out Eli Drake and Tyrus, and Tyrus wants to know how tough they are when they have to fight straight up. A brawl breaks out at ringside with Drake and Tyrus winning early on, but the DCC has the numbers advantage and turns the tide as we go to commercial.
Eli Drake & Tyrus vs The DCC
It’s 3-on-2, and Tyrus is trashing Eddie Kingston as we come back from commercial, then Drake tags in to unload with some right hands. Kingston goes to the eyes, and Drake is caught in the wrong half of the ring as the DCC tags in and out on him. Drake snaps a powerslam off on Bram for 2, then a suplex gets another 2. Now Tyrus and Drake are in control and cutting Bram off from Storm and Kingston, as Drake puts the boots to Bram in the corner and then distracts the ref while Tyrus goes to the eyes. Bram gets a right hand in on Drake as he comes off the second rope and makes the hot tag to Storm, who cleans house on Drake and flattens him with a Slingblade. Storm almost hits Last Call, but Drake falls away from him and tags in Tyrus. They trade right hands, Tyrus comes out on top, and then he lays Kingston and Bram out for good measure. He goes to tag Drake, but Drake is taking a walk and leaving Tyrus by himself. Tyrus continues trying to fight, but eats the Last Call from Storm, and Kingston falls on top for the win.
Winners: The DCC
The DCC wants Decay in a falls count anywhere match.
DCC vs. Decay
Falls count anywhere and a handicap match as well, unless Rosemary is fighting with the guys. It’s a brawl on the floor to start and we’ve already got a table ready. Steve escapes a powerbomb through said table and Abyss takes Kingston into the crowd to expand the violence a bit wider.
Steve dives onto all three members of the DCC for two on Storm. It’s time for the barbed wire board and Abyss rips off Kingston’s shirt. That earns Abyss a low blow but Rosemary mists Kingston, setting up a chokeslam onto some tacks for two. Some beer bottles to Abyss’ head set up a Last Call to put him into the barbed wire. A spike piledriver puts Steve through the table for the pin at 6:34.
After EC3 beats Eli Drake unloads on Carter with the ball bat, only to have the DCC show up and beat down on EC3. Drake smiles but the DCC beats down him aswel as Tyrus. Carter takes a spike piledriver on the chair to end the show.
The Hardy’s are out in the ring, Matt talks about Brother Nero winning the #1 case last week. Jeff thinks he might win the World Title again but Matt has a big idea: going around the world and winning all the Tag Team Titles they can! Cue the DCC to imply they’ll be cashing in their Race for the Case match against the Hardys next week, this makes Decay come out and Crazzy Steve suggests a triple threat for tonight and the DCC immediately agrees. Matt says that even though these are some rude blokes, the match is on.
Tag Team Titles: Hardys vs. DCC vs. Decay
The Hardys are defending. Joined in progress with the DCC working over Steve as the announcers talk about Don West’s insane deals. The hot tag brings in Abyss. Jeff comes back in and drops Abyss but the DCC takes over on him in the corner. That means James Storm can distract Matt so a non-tag can take place. Everything breaks down and Kingston gives Matt an STO for two. Steve mists Kingston and it’s a Twist of Fate to retain the titles.
Winners: Hardys b. DCC and Decay
Race For The Case: BROKEN Matt Hardy vs Brother Nero vs Eli Drake vs Crazzy Steve vs Trevor Lee vs Mahabali Shera vs Tyrus vs Jessie Godderz vs Bram vs Eddie Kingston vs Andrew Everett vs Mike Bennett
Everyone starts brawling at the beginning of the match, some people go for the cases and get yanked down, then everyone clears out except for Tyrus and Drake. Tyrus clears a bunch of people out so Drake can climb a pole and grab one of the briefcases. Drake’s outta here, and it looks like Tyrus is going with him. Trevor Lee goes up and grabs another briefcase soon after and then wipes everyone out with a dive on his way to the back. We’re at commercial.
Okay, we’re back and we’ve got two briefcases left to go. Jessie goes for one, Steve drags him down and dumps him to the floor, then lays Matt out before taking Jessie and Kingston out with a dive. Bram and Kingston hit Matt with a spike piledriver, Jessie takes them both out with a springboard double shoulderblock, then gets Kingston in the Adonis Lock while Bennett takes Bram out with a superkick. Jessie goes for a case and grabs it just as Kingston low blows Jessie, and Jessie drops the case right into Bram’s hands, so they get the case and they’re outta here. The Hardys work Jessie over in the ring and Brother Nero goes up to grab the last case.
Winners: Brother Nero, Bram, Trevor Lee & Eli Drake
We go to the set of Fact of Life and Tyrus welcomes all us. People get to call their opponent and the stipulation, and nobody who comes later in line can cash in on someone who was already cashed in on. Drake opens at #4, and Drake looks pretty unhappy about that. Tyrus tells him it’s fine and puts the case behind the desk, then moves on to the DCC. The DCC does a mime routine before passing the case up and revealing…#2. Trevor Lee says he might take Drake’s idea for the no DQ title shot, so Tyrus tells him to hurry up and open the case. Lee tries to unlock it, and Tyrus says it’s already unlocked, so Lee puts it on the desk and it’s…#3. That means Brother Nero has #1, and he says whoever he chooses to face will fade away and classify themselves as obsolete! Drake is annoyed, so Tyrus informs us that this has been Fact of Life, and that’s it for the show.